Ernest Borgnine will be remembered for a lot of things: Winning the Oscar for Marty (overrated Paddy Chayevsky crap). Being in big disaster flicks like The Poseidon Adventure. Starring opposite smoking-hot Jan-Michael Vincent in Airwolf. Telling the idiots on Fox and Friends that he slaps the salami a lot...
Okay I always thought he was creepy but now I know he's creepy. 91? Really Ernest? And you slap it a lot? You use Viagra to get a woody so you can yank it? Come on. Must be plenty of gold-digging bitches out there who'd be happy to ride you for the future cash pay-out. Pardon me while I get my puke-bucket...
