Thursday, October 16, 2008

Not To Be Outdone...


Guy Ritchie has had plenty to say to friends behind-the-scenes about the break-up of his marriage to Madonna. For example...would you be shocked to learn that Guy thinks Madonna is stuck on herself to the point of delusion? "She’s obsessed with her own public image, obsessed with being seen as some kind of global soothsayer," Guy reportedly told friends. "It’s silly, she’s a pop star."

Guy also apparently irritated Madonna by bad-mouthing Kabbalah, the fake religion she's taken as her own. "Guy’s initial support and interest in Kabbalah turned to annoyance and hatred," a source revealed. "Guy doesn’t believe Kabbalah is a religion on a par with Christianity. He thinks a lot of it is hokum - which has infuriated Madonna.”

And Christianity isn't hokum?

I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for Guy. He married Madonna for the sake of his dopey movie directing career. Now he'll get a bunch of money out of her. Can he please just go away? Would that be too much to ask?