Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Felicity Feels His Pain


Robert Pattinson
is catching shit from the producers of Twilight and its soon-to-be-rolling sequel Full Moon for cutting off that gross, bug-infested nest he was calling a head of hair. I can see where they're coming from on this too. Dude had a scruffy, stoned-best-friend appeal before, now he just looks pervy and weird. And the new movie starts shooting in March too (they sure churn crap out these days, don't they?) so there's no time for Robert to grow new hair. He'll just have to roll with what he has and take the consequences. It's the biggest hair controversy since Keri Russell sheared her Felicity locks and completely ruined her career.