Ryan Seacrest is catching lots of flack for trying to high-five a blind American Idol contestant. It's been a bad week for the midget, gleamy-toothed Seacrest who was also snubbed by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the Golden Globes red carpet. And I heard his goldfish left him and his dog has come down with a bad case of the shits. Ryan needs a hug. One of those hearty hugs men give each other that don't mean anything but look really suspicious.