Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Man-Love
Psst, Josh...didn't you hear what Mickey Rourke said? Sean hates that kind of stuff. It makes him uncomfortable about his manhood. He only took the Harvey Milk role because he wants to make everyone think he loves gays. He is a world-class phony baloney motherfucker. He actually thinks Hugo Chavez is a legitimate world leader and not a two-bit thug. And he had the poor taste to actually marry Madonna. Dear Sean, you don't have to marry skanky pop stars and get in fights to make everyone think you're 100% hetero. In fact, that kind of stuff only makes everyone suspicious. Come out of the closet Sean. It's okay.