Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Screamin' Midget

Reese Witherspoon got busted by paps while she was leaving a medical center and was not happy about it. So what was Reese in there for anyways? Did Jake give her something that required an examination? Or is it some lingering issue left from Ryan Phillippe? I'd guess the latter. Phillippe is much dirtier and diseased-looking than Jake. Of course Jake has had his weewee in some more interesting places - like Lance Armstrong's butthole. Whatever Reese has, it's obviously making her cranky.