I wouldn't see Bride Wars under any circumstances. They could strap me down and prop my eyes open with some kind of Clockwork Orange contraption and run the thing in front of me and I'd find some way to leave my body so I wouldn't actually have to experience it. Is there any surer sign that a movie is going to reek than the presence of Kate Hudson in the cast? And what's with Anne Hathaway? I get the idea of paycheck work but damn...she's like the hottest thing walking the planet right now (I'm told) and this is the kind of shit she chooses to wallow in? She picks parts about as well as she picks boyfriends, apparently.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Slag Wars
I wouldn't see Bride Wars under any circumstances. They could strap me down and prop my eyes open with some kind of Clockwork Orange contraption and run the thing in front of me and I'd find some way to leave my body so I wouldn't actually have to experience it. Is there any surer sign that a movie is going to reek than the presence of Kate Hudson in the cast? And what's with Anne Hathaway? I get the idea of paycheck work but damn...she's like the hottest thing walking the planet right now (I'm told) and this is the kind of shit she chooses to wallow in? She picks parts about as well as she picks boyfriends, apparently.
