To all the mouth-breathers showing up at the town hall meetings with your signs and your yelling and your adorable impotent outrage: Calling Barack Obama "Hitler" won't get you arrested. Calling him a Socialist won't get you arrested. Calling him a pinko Commie negro subversive Muslim babykiller won't get you arrested. In certain parts of New Hampshire, carrying a gun won't get you arrested. But you know what will get you arrested?
Waving around a sign that says "Death to Obama" on one side and "Death to Michelle and her two stupid kids" on the other.
And these people wonder why everyone thinks they're moronic crackpots?