Hollywood is nothing but a giant freak show. Don't believe me? Look at this picture of
Denise Richards and
Mena Suvari. Do those look like normal people to you? Do those look like the kind of people you'd enjoy encountering at a gas station at 3 am when you're desperate for your Slushee fix? "I'm just trying to get some sugar in me ma'am. Please stop looking at me with your eyes which are like something out of my very darkest nightmares."