Kathy Griffin brought Levi Johnston as her date to the Teen Choice Awards. Most people will assume right away that this was just a publicity stunt on behalf of her stupid reality show, but I wouldn't be so hasty. I'm thinking there's a good chance Kathy really wanted to get in Levi's trousers and figured this would be a great come-on.He's young. He's naive. He's already fucked his way through all the eligible pieces of tail in Alaska (who are not frequent callers to the meth hotline). He's ripe for the pickings. I just hope he doesn't chip a tooth on Griffin's neck. I've seen guy-wires that were less taut.
