Monday, August 3, 2009

That's Not What Deep Purple Had In Mind, Jack

Jack Nicholson fears nothing. Ultra-violet radiation? Bring it on. Cigarette smoke? Take that lungs. Sharks? They won't dare fuck with me, I'm Jack Nicholson. I'll kick them right in their shark-balls, if sharks have balls, and if not I'll give them some balls just so I can kick them.

He's probably also getting an underwater hand-job from a 20-year-old bikini model in this picture.