Monday, August 3, 2009

If They Build It, It Will Almost Fall On You

Kevin Costner and his new country band (eye-roll) were only minutes from going on-stage at some Canadian music festival when said stage was hit by a mighty wind and collapsed on top of another act, killing one person and injuring 60, including two members of Costner's band.

Kevin was among those who was not hurt. Witnesses say the former actor jumped into the fray and began helping pull people from the wreckage. Sure, cause the ghost-voice told him to. The same one that told him to grow a soul-patch and become a country singer. The same one that told him to do Waterworld and Message in a Bottle. Sometimes the ghost-voice gets it right, other times, not so much.