This Must Be Funny

I don't know what Will Ferrell and Jeremy Piven are doing in this picture, but it must be hilarious. Any time Will Ferrell does anything it is automatically hilarious. And Piven is making a funny face so that makes it even more hilarious. Oh God you guys, stop before I rupture myself.

Kidnapper

Does Kate Hudson know Will Ferrell has her kid? Moms - would you trust Will Ferrell with your child? Dads - would you trust yourself with Kate Hudson? Green sweatpants?

Fey As Palin, Ferrell As Bush

Could've been funnier. They're going softer on Palin since she was on their show, no?

Most Worthless

Nicole Kidman has been named the most overpaid Hollywood star by Forbes magazine. The rag says Kidman's films made only $1 for every dollar the actress was paid, with her disastrous horror movie The Invasion actually losing $2.68 for every dollar of the $17 million she was given to appear. The eternally pregnant Jennifer Garner finished second on the list, with an average of $3.60 made for every dollar she was compensated. Tom Cruise finished 3rd, largely thanks to the bomb Lions for Lambs. The remainder of the top 10:

4. Cameron Diaz
5. Jennifer Lopez
6. Jim Carrey
7. Nicolas Cage
8. Drew Barrymore
9. Will Ferrell
10. Cate Blanchett

Why White People Should Always Wear Shirts

Will Ferrell appears at the USC "Swim With Mike" Awards and the 27th Annual Swim-A-Thon. Funny guy, that Ferrell. Pasty-white and chunky, but funny. But enough about him. Let's turn our attention now to the fella on the left. My sports-geek buddy has informed me that this is in fact USC football coach Pete Carroll. Um, Pete - Courtney Love called, she wants her midriff back. Jesus, that is the weirdest-looking torso I think I've ever seen. Even Quasimodo thinks this guy is a freak. And his shorts - what the hell is that bulge anyway?



It looks like he has a beaver-tail hidden in there. I don't know about you, but if I'm the parent of some strapping young high school football stud, ain't no way I'm letting him go to USC. This coach of theirs is some kind of hunchbacked pervert.

Will Ferrell is a Mad Man

Funnyman Will Ferrell attends the premiere of his big new movie Stranger Than Fiction. What you want to do here is politely steer the lunatic away from other people and into some area where you can detain him until the folks from the looney bin show up.