Will Ferrell appears at the USC "Swim With Mike" Awards and the 27th Annual Swim-A-Thon. Funny guy, that Ferrell. Pasty-white and chunky, but funny. But enough about him. Let's turn our attention now to the fella on the left. My sports-geek buddy has informed me that this is in fact USC football coach Pete Carroll. Um, Pete - Courtney Love called, she wants her midriff back. Jesus, that is the weirdest-looking torso I think I've ever seen. Even Quasimodo thinks this guy is a freak. And his shorts - what the hell is that bulge anyway?
It looks like he has a beaver-tail hidden in there. I don't know about you, but if I'm the parent of some strapping young high school football stud, ain't no way I'm letting him go to USC. This coach of theirs is some kind of hunchbacked pervert.
