Some jerk-ass Canadian radio host thought it would be hysterical to spread the rumor that Avril Lavigne is pregnant by her stupid husband Deryck Whibley (wasn't he a drummer in Spinal Tap?). Thankfully, Avril's reps have come out and said the whole thing isn't true.
Let's face it...pregnant women are the most insufferable people on the face of the earth (next to gay gossip bloggers). And we know how intolerable Avril already is. So could you imagine her knocked up? Yeegads...
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