Thursday, January 10, 2008

Fergie Is Priness Diana


I think Fergie may be back on meth. Or maybe she just talks gibberish all the time regardless of what drugs she's taken. Oh, let's face it...the bitch is just conceited and really, really stupid. You would have to be, to say something like the following:

People put celebrities on a pedestal and act like they’re perfect. But I’m more like the people's artist - the same way Diana was "the people’s princess."

I'm a little more human than other artists. I’m not afraid to show my flaws and have a laugh about it.

Yes Fergie, brilliant analogy. Um, except for one thing: Princess Diana was beloved by millions (for right or wrong), while you are not. Also, I'm pretty sure Princess Di never wet herself on stage, although I guess there's a chance she could've.

I could make a terrible joke right here about Fergie doing the world a favor and following through the whole Princess Di thing to its unfortunate conclusion, but that would be wrong.

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