Britney Spears's pap boyfriend Kofi Annan is reportedly negotiating a deal to sell exclusive photos of Britney in her post-meltdown hideaway. Spears herself is apparently oblivious to Mr. Pap Guy's devious motives for hanging out with her, and actually considers the scumbag her only trusted friend.
Get Dr. Phil in there, stat!
You gotta hand it to this Adnan Ghalib guy - he saw a great opportunity and went for it. He realized that Britney will befriend pretty much anyone who is nice to her, sort of like a stray dog. So he fed her a couple Cheetos and poured some booze into her waterdish, and now they're practically soulmates, except that he just wants to play her for money, which is not what soulmates normally do to other soulmates.
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