Mr. Blackwell has named Victoria Beckham his worst-dressed female celeb for 2008. Blackwell said of Poshy's style:
Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em.
Blackwell's complete list of the 10 biggest fashion criminals:
- Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac."
- Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low."
- Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"
- Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-Fashions provided by.. The house of Dracula!"
- Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!"
- Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest... but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' – but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!"
- Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!"
- Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!"
- Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above…tacky polka-dots below... she's part 50's car-hop horror."
Alison Arngrim? Now Blackwell is just taking random shots.
By the way, Blackwell explains why Britney Spears, clearly the most fashion-unconscious individual in our lifetimes, didn't make his list:
For those of you who were expecting to see Britney's name adorn the 2007 list, I felt that it was in appropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her.
Disingenuous cock. You don't care anymore about Britney than a rattlesnake does about the jackrabbit it's about to kill. Blackwell sucks. He's right about Posh though - she's an idiot.
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