The cops let Amy Winehouse cool her heels in the slammer for a few hours then let her go. Amy reportedly admitted to headbutting that Muslim guy, apologized and accepted a warning.
I'm sure this will all convince Amy to live her life on the straight-and-narrow from now on. No more drinking and drugging and forgetting her keys, and attacking people randomly in the street, and projectile vomiting and emotional outbursts and other general craziness.
Sure. And maybe now Keira Knightley will stop being an insufferable twat. I can dream.
