Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tom Cruise Now Wants to Run a Marathon


Tom Cruise apparently can't stand the fact that wife Katie Holmes is in shape to run a marathon and he isn't...so, now Tom is reportedly in training, and will take a stab at running the Boston Marathon himself.

"When he saw her running that race," a source said, "something kicked inside him and he decided he’d have to do it — possibly in Boston. That’s the kind of guy he is."

Tom has reportedly vowed to "crush" Katie's time of 5 hours and 29 minutes.

I'm telling you...Tom won't be able to live with himself until he proves to Katie that he can run the marathon too, and of course beat her time. She probably doesn't even care, but he's all like, "I can run a marathon you know. I can totally run a marathon. I can run two marathons in the same day. I bet you can't run two marathons in the same day. That's what being a Scientologist is all about...running two marathons in one day."

This guy's like your little brother who has to do everything you do until you just want to kick him in the face over and over. But trust me...don't kick him in the face. That's how you wind up getting hauled in for an evaluation.