Monday, April 21, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Gets Wasted on Grey Goose and Red Bull

Little Miss Sobriety Lindsay Lohan spent early Sunday morning at Times Square's Hawaiian Tropic Zone helping her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson spin tunes and basically ick everyone out.

According to People Magazine, Lohan fueled herself with Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails. That sounds utterly disgusting to me. Grey Goose is the world's best-tasting vodka...Red Bull is like sugary piss.

Lohan, said spies, danced the night away to Britney Spears and Madonna tunes. She and Ronson left the shindig at 4:15 am in a black Escalade. The munching then commenced.