Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker Kicks Jennifer Aniston's Ass


Jennifer Aniston
's movie career is going about as well as her love-life.

The chick who can't land a man is reportedly having her new movie He's Just Not That Into You (perfect title for an Aniston film) pushed back from its original August 1 release date to October 24. And the reason is priceless...it's because the studio is worried the buzz over Sex and the City: The Movie will bury Aniston's little attempted foray into similar cinematic territory.

Basically, Aniston is getting her ass booted to October by Sarah Jessica Parker and the rest of those potty-mouthed cows. And you know what kind of movies get released in October...shit the studio is trying to quietly dump.

Jennifer, take some advice from the Crabster...just quit. No one wants to see your movies. No one wants to see you period. You're about as interesting as day-old bread. And slightly less fuckable.