Heather Mills has managed to alienate another small piece of humanity, namely the producers of the Miss USA pageant.
The Miss USA people probably wish they had never heard of Mills at all. Reportedly, the greedy bitch made negotiations with the pageant difficult by demanding to receive money for any future rebroadcasts of the show.
"She flat out refused because of one line [in the contract]," an insider told the New York Post. "They went back and forth rewriting and finally threatened to pull her from it altogether. She still wouldn't sign it because she wants to get paid if they resell the footage. Her ego is enormous, and it's getting bigger by the minute."
Mills apparently thought of herself as the show's star attraction.
“She believed that if the show got high ratings, it would be because of her,” the source said. “She treated this like she was starring in a big-budget movie.”
Mills took her case all the way to Donald Trump, who owns the pageant. She accosted the Donald while he was dining at Koi, and began using her stumpy charms.
“Heather was flirting with him, and she was really working it,” said the source. “She was unprofessional, but he said, ‘Let her [go] on anyway’.”
The contract was eventually hashed out, and Mills went on the show.
But her appearance on the pageant was apparently only the beginning of Heather's plans for American conquest.
"In England, people don't like me," Heather reportedly said. "But I'm going to move to America, Los Angeles, hopefully . . . I'll be better off in the States."
Heather's plans apparently include latching on to Paris Hilton's notorious former publicist Elliot Mintz. The Stumpy One was seen chatting with Mintz after the Miss USA pageant...but at least one person is skeptical of this move.
"She's very cheap," the Post's source said. "She could never afford his price."
Never underestimate the power of the stump. If it could get Paul McCartney, it can certainly get Elliot Mintz.
