52-year-old John Slemp is in fair condition after falling 1300 feet into the crater of Mt. St. Helens.
Slemp was reportedly snowmobiling along the rim of the volcano with his friends when he stopped to walk around. The rock beneath him unfortunately gave way, plunging him onto the interior slope of the crater.
A helicopter was called to airlift him out. He was eventually taken to Legacy Emanuel Hospital in Portland, Oregon.
If Paris Hilton plunged into the crater of Mt. St. Helens, she would also live. If a decent human being did, they would die.
There is no God.
(Editor's Note: I don't mean to suggest that John Slemp is in any way Paris-like. But I'm guessing he ain't the brightest bulb in the strand.)
