Monday, April 21, 2008

Yes, David Hasselhoff Also Bleeds


Singing star David Hasselhoff checked himself into UCLA medical center this weekend when he began bleeding profusely from a wound over his eye.

The wound was not incurred in some kind of freak cheeseburger-slip related accident. It was apparently left there after the Hoff had something removed from his face. The bleeding was bad enough to alarm his assistant, who carted him to the hospital. Hasselhoff will reportedly stay there at least until tomorrow.

So what's more disgusting: Your prior image of Hasselhoff shitfaced on a floor scarfing junk food or your new image of him with a blood-spurting wound over his eye?