Monday, April 14, 2008

Michael Lohan Re-Opening Divorce Case Against Dina

Bible-thumping asshole Michael Lohan is re-opening the divorce case against his pathological liar wife Dina.

Why would Michael do this? He claims Dina is making it too hard for him to see his kids, Lindsay, Lindsay 2.0 (aka Ali) and the male child.

"I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them," Michael ranted to the New York Daily News.

Woah...Dina owed you $200,000? That was Lindsay's money not either of yours, you fucking thief.

Michael is also cheesed that his dying father hasn't had a chance to see his grandkids.

"[Dina] told me, 'It's up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents,'" Michael fumed. "But she's made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen."

Maybe the kids don't want to see your dying father Michael. Maybe they hate the old bastard as much as they hate you.

Oh, and guess what...Michael is also accusing Dina of stealing his reality show idea.

"It's the exact same show I pitched," Michael asserts. "She even used my title."

She's calling the show How I Exploited My Children and Pretended the Money Was for Jesus?