Thursday, April 24, 2008

Bill O'Reilly Wants Miley Cyrus Stopped


Talking penis-face Bill O'Reilly is concerned that Miley Cyrus is setting a bad example by allowing herself to be seen cuddling with her older boyfriend on the Internet.



Oh Bill...you're so worried about the nation's youth. Of course, that's the crux of your interest in Miley Cyrus. It has nothing to do with you being a sick pedophile freak who wants to loofah her soft pubescent body in the shower. Stop trying to hide your guilt behind self-righteousness O'Reilly. Everyone sees through you.

And keep your hands off Miley, or Billy Ray will break you in half and feed you to his pitbulls.