Adrian Brody used to be a hot Hollywood actor, but now he's just another lame-o bouncing from one weak-ass commercial project to another. But at least he still gets the hot chicks right?
Jesus, he looks like some greasy fucker sitting on his couch. "Get off your backside and get me a beer. Don't let that thing get flabby baby. I'll drop you so fast it'll make your head spin."
