Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Laugher of the Day: Samantha Ronson is Trying to Keep Lindsay Lohan Off Drugs


Sources tell the New York Post that Lindsay Lohan's lesbian lover Samantha Ronson has "practically moved in" with the Blow in an effort to keep the sex-and-drugs-crazed starlet on the straight-and-narrow.

"Sam still has her own place," a source told the Post, "but she spends every night at Lindsay's."

Give me a fucking break. If Samantha Ronson is a good influence on Lindsay Lohan, then I'm a Persian carpet salesman. That dyke Ronson is nothing but a leech.