Pitiful Jennifer Aniston hangs out with herself at the beach. I guess Jennifer is supposed to be consoled by the fact that she has a smokin' body. That smokin' body isn't enough to get her a man though, is it? Even Owen Wilson, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on the set of their new movie, has gone back to humping Kate Hudson. Jennifer could try to get back with Vince Vaughn I suppose...only problem is, Vince Vaughn now looks like Tom Arnold before the stomach-stapling.
Look at the guy back there...Aniston literally put him to sleep. Or maybe bored him to death.
Now she's trying to get some marine life to jump from the water and go to town on her. Hey Mr. Flounder...want a piece of this? Even bottom-feeding fish don't want any of what she's selling.
