Monday, April 21, 2008
Miley Cyrus Even Has Boring Picture Scandals
Everything about Miley Cyrus is boring...and that includes her picture scandals.
Miley showing a little green bra and sprawling on a bed with some Eddie Cochrane wannabe is not interesting. Besides which, the whole thing is so calculated and phony. Of course the Disney people want Miley to become faintly scandalous, the same way they wanted Vanessa Hudgens to. It's good for the bottom-line.
It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out Miley's Disney bosses were encouraging her to do this stuff. They probably provided the guy, and the bra, and the camera, and the MySpace account. All Miley has to do is sit there not showing too much snaggletooth, and give all her pedo fans something to jack-off about.
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