Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Paris Hilton No Longer Welcome at Russian Hotel

Paris Hilton is no longer allowed to stay at the Hyatt in Moscow after writing on the wall of her $19,000-a-night suite.

Paris was doing a photoshoot in the room when she whipped out a marker and scrawled "Paris Moscow 2008" on the wallpaper. This resulted in the dumb whore being fined $9000 and told never to return.

"Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite," said a spokesperson. "In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list."

A $9000 fine and a blacklisting? You'd think the Russians would be harsher than that. Once upon a time, what Paris did would've been enough to get you Gulag.

I'm disappointed.