David Hasselhoff is still The Hoff, according
to the divorce settlement reached with his ex-wife
Pamela Bach.
Court papers revealed that Hasselhoff was also awarded the rights to his nickname Malibu Dave, and his catchphrase Don't Hassle the Hoff. He also got to keep the family's French maid (she specializes in cleaning up cheeseburger mess) and their antique barber chair.
Bach was awarded $21,000 in spousal support, the Mercedes and a photo of Michael Jackson.