Monday, April 14, 2008

Hayden Panettiere Has Become a Recluse

Hayden Panettiere claims fame has turned her into a recluse.

"I don’t ever go out," the little cow whines. "I stay at home. I go from garage to garage, and keep myself out of sight."

Oh, how many garages do you have fair Hayden? And how many of them have nasty pervs hiding in them? And do you blow the nasty pervs once a day or twice?

"This business is very intrusive," Hayden goes on. "People want to know what you’re doing every day, and it becomes less about your craft and your art, and your love for acting, than it is about when you put food in your mouth, or when you’re walking your dog."

Yes Hayden...we're all obsessed with what you eat. You fat bitch. Fatty fatty fatty. Better lay off the Oreos hon...I'm just saying.

You're a fat-ass!