Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Having Things Removed From Your Face is the New Black


Ewan McGregor has revealed that he recently had suspicious moles removed from his face by a doctor.

"You have to be careful if you're pale-skinned and spend any time in the sun," McGregor explained. "I went to see a specialist who thought they were better to be removed, and indeed he was correct."

Anderson Cooper also had a suspicious spot removed, and famously wore a bandage on his face on the air. And then of course there's David Hasselhoff who had something funny removed from above his eye, and had to go to the hospital when the wound began spurting blood.

I'm totally jealous of these famous men. I now want something removed from my face. I'm going to stick my head under an ultraviolet lamp for hours at a time just so I can develop cancerous moles and have them taken off.