Saturday, April 19, 2008

Evan Rachel Wood is a Sad Puppet



Poor Evan Rachel Wood. She just can't get away from controlling men who want to make her over after their own jerk-off fantasies.

The top picture shows Evan in Dita Von Teese mode. Marilyn Manson, Evan's boyfriend, just can't get over losing burlesque queen Dita...and with compliant little Evan around, he doesn't have to.

The bottom picture would seem to show Evan finally liberated from the clutches of wanky men...but alas, it isn't so. Yes she may look fresh-faced and pretty (if a tad pale), but that's only because she's filming a movie for Woody Allen...and Woody is clearly trying to make her look like Scarlett Johansson.

Can't these bastards just jack-off to dirty magazines like normal pervs?