Sunday, June 15, 2008

Over-the-Hill Knightley to Be Replaced by Watson



Fat, washed-up twat-mouth Keira Knightley will be replaced as the face of Chanel by young, fresh-smelling Emma Watson.

"Emma has been slowly integrated into the Chanel brand," said a source. "They have been dressing her for film premieres and parties over recent months to see if she is the right fit.

"Once it became clear she is growing into a beautiful young woman and wears the Chanel brand so elegantly, they had to sign her up."

Plus, everyone at Chanel was tired of dealing with that bitch Knightley.

I hope Keira saved some money because she is clearly over...and good riddance to the useless cow.