Jennifer Aniston is too good to respond to John Mayer's assertions about how their relationship ended, but her friends aren't. Her buds are more-than-willing to sinpe back at Mayer and what they're saying isn't pretty. Basically, they are painting Mayer as a petulant little attention-whore who is distorting the facts about his affair with Aniston. "Jen will never kiss and tell, but it’s she who ended the relationship," a source told MSNBC's The Scoop. "[Mayer's] childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child. Expect Jen to behave like a lady."
Jen's pals go on to accuse Mayer of deliberately playing to the media. "He has a relationship with certain paparazzi [and] bloggers. He tips them off. He loves the attention. Jen didn’t want to believe it was happening, but it was, and she has no tolerance for that."
Apparently Mayer is also a skinflint. "Jen was tired of paying for everything," said another Aniston-connected snitch. "Cobwebs come flying out of [Mayer's] wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. ... Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her."
Jen's pals expect Mayer will milk the break-up for all it's worth. "We’re talking about a guy who had a car waiting to take him home in New York, but he chose to walk so he could talk to the press [along the way]. He’ll drag this out until there’s someone new."
So Mayer is basically Paris Hilton with a penis. Oh, right...Paris is Paris Hilton with a penis. So he's a second Paris Hilton with a penis. I don't really know who to believe in all this. Aniston's pals are definitely coming with a lot more detail than Mayer did in his rather pitiful little statement to the paps. I suppose it's possible that Aniston did the dumping and Mayer is being a shit about it because he's fundamentally immature and unwilling to admit that this time he wasn't in control of things. Maybe Mayer's not ready to move up to women like Aniston who are smarter and have been around the block a few more times. He should restrict himself to vapid dolts like Jessica Simpson who he can shape and mold as he pleases and then dump at his leisure.
