Famous lesbians Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi are getting married tomorrow according to Page 6. "Twenty people were invited," a source said. "Portia is wearing a flowing, form-fitting dress by Zac Posen." No one cares what Ellen's wearing because she's not hot. Hey, it's the 21st Century and everyone can get married in California now. Well, not everyone. I still can't marry my favorite eggplant. Oh eggplant...when will the world accept our love? Maybe we should move to India where anyone can marry anything as long as there's no gayness involved. "Yes, I swear my eggplant is female. See the little vagina?"
