Friday, August 15, 2008

Tyra's Cause


Tyra Banks
is standing up for the rights of the lowliest among us...supermodels who've had their careers ruined because pop stars and actresses keep taking work away. "I think all supermodels now are losing out to celebrities," Tyra said. "It's celebrities who are getting the cosmetics contracts." Somebody get Jesse Jackson on the phone! This is an outrage!

Thank goodness the downtrodden supermodels have Tyra to champion their cause. Tyra is Gandhi, Rosa Parks and Mother Teresa all rolled into one.