Hermaphrodite singer Rihanna is rumored to be going broke despite having songs all over the radio and her idiot videos practically running on a continuous loop on television. The whispers stem from the statements of the singer's ex-business manager Patricia Williams who claims Rihanna accused her of stealing a bunch of money. "It’s not my fault that she only has $20,000 to her name," Williams shot back. Then she went on to give a long-ass explanation of why Rihanna is one bad check away from shoving Brandon Davis off Scott Storch's couch so she can have it instead. I have neither the time nor the inclination (well, okay, I have the time but not the inclination) to summarize or even read through Williams's words so I'll just assume she knows what she's talking about and commence thinking of Rihanna as a broke-ass idiot even more pitiful than MC Hammer. On the plus side, Rihanna is still young and I'm sure there are plenty of freaky people who are into whatever she's offering. Or maybe she could sell ad space on her forehead.
