Monday, August 18, 2008

She Needs Something New to Suck At


Jennifer Lopez
is tired of sucking at music and acting, so she's begun training to run a triathlon. This bitch is so full of herself, she probably thinks she'll qualify for the next Olympics. She probably thinks she's great at everything she touches, but in fact, she is a walking mediocrity. She is so over-validated it's insane.