Friday, August 15, 2008

She's Straight Guys...So Start Lining Up


Rumer Willis is denying rumors that she lives on the carpet-munching side of town. "If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means run with it," said Chinzilla. "I think it's hilarious. I like guys." Lesbians are said to be quite relieved.