Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Spare Us, Lily


Lily Allen allegedly tried to punch some woman who verbally assaulted her outside a club at 2 in the morning. Okay. So this is how desperate Lily is for publicity. She hires some broad to yell shit at her then "punches" her in front of the cameras. Sorry Lily, but you are a fraud. Your music is lame and fakey and your whole celebrity bad-girl bit is plainly contrived. You are not Amy Winehouse and you will never be Amy Winehouse. And why the hell would you want to be Amy Winehouse? Have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? Even Amy Winehouse is terrified of Amy Winehouse. Why don't you find some nice man and ruin his life by marrying him? Oh, and that "miscarriage" you had earlier this year? Were you ever even pregnant?