Tuesday, October 14, 2008

She Can't Stay Away


Jennifer Aniston
and John Mayer are back on again. Spies say the couple met in New York to spend the weekend together, and attended a Ray LaMontagne concert in full view of other humans. "It was a very public date," a source said. Another source confirms that commitment issues were behind the original break-up. Basically, Aniston wanted to settle down and make babies but Mayer didn't. Earth to Jen: If you want a family, find an older guy who's ready for that, not some young snatch-happy bastard like Mayer. Don't you know he just wants to fuck as many famous women as possible? He's playing you bitch. Jesus, I'm starting to think Aniston just isn't that bright. Clearly, Mayer likes them that way. Jessica Simpson? Minka Kelly? High IQ is clearly not one of his priorities when seeking out a partner.