Shanna Moakler tried her slutty moves on Gerard Butler at the opening of some bullshit new restaurant in Hollywood. I'm hoping Gerard had the good taste to stay far away from that corroded snatch of hers but I fear he's just another dirty dog who will fuck anything with two legs and isn't averse to fucking things with one leg or no legs if you get him in the right mood. Speaking of mutilated people...Travis Barker, Shanna's ex, continues his recovery in an L.A. burn ward, without any help from Shanna who apparently visited him a couple of times and then decided she wasn't the nurturing type. "Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, I've been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and in Georgia," Barker posted on his blog. Gerard has the advantage of a penis that doesn't resemble a hot dog someone left too long on the gas grill.
