I hope LaBoof isn't too jealous that his dream girlfriend Megan Fox took Robert Pattinson to the Teen Choice Awards. You know Megan is all over that. Granted, Megan is all over pretty much anything with a dick or vagina (except LaBoof), but it's the extra vigor. She really almost means it when she goes down on Pattinson. He's so hot in a creepy lurking rapist way.Question: Does Megan wake up in the morning wearing those "sexy" expressions that look like a precursor to dry heaves or does she wait until the cameras point at her?
