Naomi and Liev

Botox addict Naomi Watts and her hat-rack-like man-squeeze Liev Schreiber attend the premiere of The Painted Veil. Is Liev smiling, or is someone squeezing his testicle with a pliers?

Happy Family?

Here's a pic of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in the back of an autorickshaw with their adopted son Maddox. Angie and Brad appear to be enjoying themselves, but the boy...

Get used to the crazy-life kid.

By the way, is it a great idea to dress him up like the dictator of a third-world country? Just asking.

Doherty Storms Out On Moss. She Must've Shot All His Junk and Pissed Him Off.

It was an eventful Thursday night for train-wreck model Kate Moss and her junkie rocker boyfriend Pete Doherty - one that ended with Doherty storming out of Moss's house half-naked at three in the morning.

The dust-up apparently began at some point after Doherty's performance with his band Babyshambles at London's famed Brixton Academy. Moss was said to have left the venue looking disheveled. And when the couple arrived back at Moss's posh pad the unpleasantness only escalated, climaxing with Pete's dramatic walk-out.

"Pete burst out of the door looking pretty angry," said an on-looker, "and was going on about how he had smashed his guitar. He was looking everywhere for a taxi to get home but he couldn't find one, this made him even more angry."

Doherty then allegedly broke a paparazzo's camera before disappearing.

And they seemed so happy too.

Jude Law Appears To Lose It

Check out these pictures of Jude Law out partying it up with Sienna Miller last night.

In the first one, Jude appears to be going off the deep end (perhaps someone mentioned Alfie or Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow):


In the second one, Jude appears to believe he has turned into a leprechaun:

Sienna seems to be handling things well in either case (that's what sedatives will do for you).

Owen Wilson's a Dog (Not My Word)

Everyone knows Owen Wilson's been canoodling with Kate Hudson (and may have broken up her marriage with that homeless-looking Black Crowe dude), but the Wedding Crashers star has had other recent affairs that have been a tad more private. Oh wait - it's not private anymore because it's in Page 6. The p.r. babe he was hosing (no name given; probably a good thing for her). According to a source, Wilson and the nameless woman were starting to get "serious" (what's serious for Owen Wilson, exchanging names?) when the whole Kate Hudson thing came up, then Wilson dumped the other broad like a bad habit. Quoting the source: "When [nameless jiltee] e-mailed Owen about it, he texted her and said, 'We have to talk when I get back to L.A.' She's pretty upset, but everyone knows he's a dog." Yes, a dog with a nose like Joe Camel.

(source; last item)