Sunday, April 13, 2008

Elizabeth Taylor O.D.s


Elizabeth Taylor
was recently rushed to the hospital after overdosing on a mix of booze and prescription pills, the National Enquirer has revealed.

The Hollywood legend reportedly began vomiting early in the morning on April 6 and soon couldn't breathe. She managed to awake her assistant who called an ambulance. The 76-year-old Taylor was taken to Cedars-Sinai and released later in the day.

Oh damn Liz...stop trying to copy these young Hollywood starlets. You're 76-years-old for fuck sake (probably more like 80 but whatever). Play some bridge or go to the dog track or something. You're too old to be partying like Lindsay Lohan!

A little Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?...just because.