Heather Mills is in Las Vegas to judge the Miss USA Pageant. This means people want to interview her...which is just giving her a chance to run her mouth some more.
Of course Heather availed herself of this opportunity. And of course she used the occasion to rip Paul McCartney.
"I think he's got three different girlfriends so I wish all the girls the best of luck," Mills said of news of McCartney's recent romantic exploits, which have seen him going out with Rosanna Arquette and socialite Nancy Shevell.
Bitter much Heather?
Stumpy also talked about her divorce hearing, and specifically the incident where she dumped water over the head of McCartney's lawyer Fiona Shackleton.
"Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath so I cleansed and baptized her," Mills said. "I thought she looked fantastic — I thought it did her the world of good."
That's the second time Stumpy has used the "cleansed and baptized" line. Sorry Stumpy, but it wasn't funny the first time, and it still isn't.
You trying to go up a flight of stairs after misplacing your plastic leg...now that's funny.
(Thanks Cupcake)
